I reblog posts for the nerdy, child-like, inquisitive and easily amused. Be prepared for bad puns, Doctor Who references and Harry Potter "feels".

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

fishingboatproceeds:

skunkbear:

These are the disease outbreaks that could have been prevented by proper vaccination according to the Council on Foreign Relations. You can explore the interactive map here.

Check out the thousands of whooping cough cases in the United States in 2011 and the measles outbreaks plaguing Europe.

Would also be interested to see the speed of decline in rotavirus, meningitis, and pneumonia deaths in south Asia and subsaharan Africa due to vaccines for those diseases.

i'll see you when i see you!

(Source: isntthatwizard)

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

(Source: cooltennant)

  • Doctor: Why do I keep you around?
  • Clara: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.

(Source: tinytwelve)

doctorwho:

dorky-unicorn:

hi doctorwho 

Your dash did a thing!

doctorwho:

dorky-unicorn:

hi doctorwho 

Your dash did a thing!

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH

To my dear friend theohsee123. I hope you are having a rip-roaringly fantastic day!

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

(Source: cosplaykids)

rebelwithoutabroom:

Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf

instead, he fucking stays where he belongs

and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students…

maolaowai:

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

NO one is hurt

No one is humiliated

Consent is not violated

Nor is personal space

THIS is primo pranking! 

*slow claps*

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: ganondilf)